Sugar Bear Saves Chick From Evil

Sugar Bear was that dude... somehow when "Cool ass Bears" come up in convo, Sugar Bear's name always pops up ((along with Yogi Bear & BooBoo)). Dude was always lookin hella blowed & lazy. What was his whole deal?

We set out to youtube his commercial ((mostly to laugh when we heard him sing "Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp" in that Sugar Bear voice))... instead we discovered that dude was not just a jingle-singing muffoccur, but in fact a Hanna Barbera Saturday morning cartoon from before our time. But what's particularly interesting about this episode here is how Sugar Bear, ((who was remembered as lazy and blowed by us)) was actually setting a rather Godly example. Now that's a story so classic, even the shorties won't be fooled by all the hocus pocus.

*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****

Ancient Street Art

We took an adult field trip with some friends to the Oriental Institute Museum after a nice fatty. There were all these bugged-out artifacts in glass cases that had been dug up from the ruins of ancient hoods. Some dated all the way back to 6,000-8,000 BC. Anywho, we were particularly amused by the ridiculous descriptions under each finding... we were all like "how is a muffoccur from TODAY gonna know off G.P. that these tiny sea-shell-looking pottery pieces were actually figurines of women's souls & shit like that? Who's to say what every idol was? Who knows what each marking meant?

So we started peeping all these crazy carvings on slate slabs illustrating what appeared to be a land of terror & strife. There were unfamiliar creatures roaming about... human-figurines who looked like treasure trolls... giants, flying man-lions & monkey-man slaves in neck-chains...

then the thought struck us:

What if these ancient artifacts were in fact street art? You know, like the graffiti, sticker-art culture & vinyl toy industry of today? That would explain why we find pebbles with drawings of muffoccurs getting eaten by unruly plagues of dino-beasts who eat humans. Thousands of years into the future, perhaps the street art on the wall below will be dug up & contain (to distant-future plaeontologists) what appears to be the story of mammoth buffalo-men roaming about, eating humans. The connection became quite evident!

And explains why little figurines like these always appear to be found in bulk...
they're dug up from the ruins of perhaps an ancient Rotofugi ((vinyl toy shop)) of the past.

Even when looking at this finding, it makes sense: the possessed elf-archer who decapitates muffoccurs is the same possessed rat-bastard who decapitates muffinking countries.

*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****

Slang You Can Bang 5

PUB SUCKER = 1. Someone who consistently tries to take more credit than they deserve for something they barely did. 2. The act of milking someone's success or publicity for your own benefit 3. Shameless self-promotion
example #1: "Yeah, I basically run this whole place." (no you don't you... you're a bar back at a nightclub)
example #2: Jesse Jackson
example #3: "Dude, we should roll up there since we just dropped this album & you know Diddy's gonna be there!" (Kinky Notti trying to come up, lol)

SEE ESSER = A cocksucker (self explanatory).

MOUTH HUG = A tender & loving blowjob, generally slow, deep and passionate.
example: "Congratulations on your new promotion, Honey!" says a stay at home wifey (as she slowly drops to her knees with platinum VISA in hand)

*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****

NYE at Amp Rock Lounge

Cubby Bear

This was Kinky Notti's first show after a year+ hiatus... we had simply stopped performing to concentrate on recording the 'Succumb' album. It's cool, now that we have a buncha new music to rock instead of just a few songs... and adding the live-stage edge just makes it kinkier & nottier than ever.

It's all about sound-potency... which is why there's an entirely new band set-up. We still rock to midi tracks, but now we incorporate a few live pieces & some super solid backgrounds. The dopest part of all is rockin the stage with our peeps, who are also behind-the-scenes contributers to the album... we win. Period.

We left the stage drenched in sweat after 35-minutes of pure go-hardery. This was a more serious set for Kinky Notti and it'll probably only intensify over time, with practice. It looks like we'll be getting plenty of that with our upcoming college tour and major-music-festival schedules in the works. We're looking forward to many big things. So if you missed this show no worries... just watch out cus here we cum.

***** PEACE TO THE BABIES *****

MILF

A Fuck A DAY <-- Now that's wtf we're talkin bout! This is a hot blog we like to check out periodically (partly b/c everyday there's a hot new MILF to peep), but moreso because it reminds us of the subtle, yet sensual moments that occur frequently in our personal lives. We know there's porn & all kinda smut out there, but sometimes it's cool to stop and pay attention to the simpler delights. Our true kinky & notti muffoccurs know that

... Sometimes it's nothing in particular

... it's never about "trying too hard" to be sexy

... it just happens inherently

... and sometimes with a bit of luck, the door is already ajar

***** PEACE TO THE BABIES *****

The "Succumb" Private Listening Party - Kinky Notti

Did you get an official invite from Kinky Notti? If you did, it means that you're "Of good and of industry"... in other words, you were hand-picked to join Kinky Notti in celebrating our debut album "Succumb" hot off the press... so thanks for making our private listening party extra amazing! We packed out House of Blues Chicago's® Foundation Room® and unfortunately, we had to turn away over 200 people at the door... but whether you were in or you were out, here's a glance of how it all went down (shouts go out to our photographer-chum, Kevin Harr for capturing these colorful shots)...

The "Succumb" Private Listening Party Invites - designed by HavMax

The "Succumb" Album presentation

JoeKollege gets it in on the tables

Random: a photographer showed up with one of our guests & took these dope pics. We found em on Rebecca's blog so shouts go out to her for capturing these ill moments that will never be forgotten...

Tshurhad Chivas juking to 'Ghetto Love'

HavMax feelin '100 Pieces'

Jamming to 'Bottom Lady'

Words can't even express how excited we are to introduce our new music project to the world right now... It's been a long time coming! People are hearing the chatter around the city and are still in shock about the fact that we are officially releasing ALL of the music we've been creating & working so hard on for the last year or two.

Special thanks go out to all the people who helped make this project possible. People like Naim (our DJ) and the extraordinarily-dope singers who held down the background harmonies on the album, like Sydney Charles, Shevy Shevv and Isa Starr. It's truly a time to celebrate our accomplishment!

...And in case you weren’t aware, everyone who attended the event walked away with an advanced copy of “Succumb” so for all of our supporters who were "there in spirit" here’s an advanced copy of the album >> CLICK TO DOWNLOAD <<

And lastly, shouts go out to Blind I for the Kids for the blog feature as well

***** PEACE TO THE BABIES *****