Slang You Can Bang 3

Theo = a super skinny joint. A Kink-Not term referenced from the "Theo & the Joint" episode of the Cosby Show, when Cliff finds a joint in Theodore Huxtable's book. Variations include the 'Theodore' or 'Theo Special'.

A classic theo should:
1.) be halfway effective, at best when smoked
2.) be twig-like in stature
3.) consist of collected dime-bag remnants

Kink Not #1

This is the first installment from a new series of Kinky-Notti pop culture, we call "Kink Nots"... We also post Kink Not's on our Facebook fan page. But that's enough shameless promotion for now and on with the Kink Not:

The hook & song-concept of "Nasty Nasty" originated from Tshurhad Chivas' Ol Dirty Bastard impersonations. During the production of "Nasty Nasty", the Logic Pro file was even named "Dirt Aint Dead" for months before it was changed to reflect the song's lyrics. The rest of the group realized that Tshurhad's ODB song was so crazy, it just might work! Kink Not??

C4 @ Urban Outfitters

One Friday, Kink Not gets a sporadic text message inviting us to C4's show at the Urban Outfitters on the Mag Mile, featuring Peanut Butter Wolf. Floyd the Fourth and DJ C.Y.Not are the dynamic Super Duo that makes C4, a choice hip hop group in Chicago. And Peanut Butter Wolf is Stone's Throw Peanut Butter Wolf. You know we had to catch the vibe...

When's the last time you got to shop for gear and hear classic, live, underground hip hop?! Did I mention that Floyd the Fourth's job title is "store display artist" at Urban? So of course we gotta give him his P's for also constructing the dopest in-store stage, with his bare hands.

I got a gold name plate that says I wish u would

We anticipated seeing Peanut Butter Wolf for the first time, but we found out that they were held up at LAX and wouldn't be making the show. It looked like the event was a wrap, but c4 still decided to rock the mic regardless. The show was super dope! Floyd the Fourth was on some crazy shit, jumpin on display tables...but that's the brilliance of retail shows.

Skills on Display

It got hotter & a few breakers got loose. Muff-occurs were sliding display tables out of the way to make room. DJ C.Y.Not came from behind the turntables for a go-at-it...such a cute time :D

Spotlight: Don't stop the body rock

Kink Not Photoshoot ©2007

First and foremost, Jess put her foot into this photo shoot. It took us all like 3 weeks just to get the date set...but finally that day we were able to John Witherspoon-it... co-ordinate (rabbit getting old). We woke up to a slightly overcast day with a whopping 40 degree temp in Chicago with the promise of rain. At first, we were thinking about writing a rain check, but then we thought of how cool the shots may be if it stayed dry. Clouds on overcast days provide perfect shadows, perfect light. Anyway, peep game. What's your favorite Kink Not Shot?

Chiv: Set the stage baby!
Have: We would like to welcome everyone to the Kink Not Photoshoot
Chae: Where the fuck is Kinky Notti?

Chiv: Now wah-me superman that ho! Youuuuu...
Have: How's my hair?
Chae: Come here girl, lemme hook you up...

Chiv: Here comes the hot stepper
Have: Yo soy una modela!
Chae: My boobies are cold...Chiv, lemme share your jacket

Chiv: Look- is that a titty in the rope?!
Have: Now what is this girl doing down on the flo?
Chae: Fuck that- these heels are five inches, bitches!

Chiv: Yeah bitch...fuck you say??
Have: Now What??
Chae: Oooh! I gotta pee!

Chiv: Excuse, please
Have: What u know about them Daisy Duck heelz?
Chae: TT rest-ta-go...

Chiv: Us girlz can boogie too...we can dance, we can shake it!
Have: Puss-n-boots
Chae: Shakin' in them boots

Chiv: kick it over here baby Pop!
Have: I know kung-fu!
Chae: Lemme stand back here and catch my breath

All: (Nuf said)

Chiv: As if you can even fuck with it?
Have: Wow..my leg looks eight days long on this one
Chae: Since when is TIME a measurement on the metric scale?

Chiv: Heyyy ayyyy nowww...you done got me ackin wild!

Have: Wait! What's my motivation?
Chae: I told you that boy got problems!

Chiv: "Said now I...I...I..."
Have: Chiv on that James Brown shiddddd again
Chae: I'm serious...he really got problems!

Chiv: Aint shit sweet
Have: I think my hair is starting to feel the buzz
Chae: Gimme some

Chiv: Don't make me f*ck yo ass up
Have: Feeling a lil Kinky & Naughty by now
Chae: Ooh yeah!

OK...so now we're down to the hot shots. These are Kinky Notti's five favorite photos from the photoshoot. We seriously can't decide which one's the hottest, but yo- did you peep the "Hot Shot Poll" in the sidebar at the top of the page? We wanna know which one you dig, so vote for your fav pic.

Hot Shot 1

Hot Shot 2

Hot Shot 3

Hot Shot 4

Hot Shot 5

Back From Blog Holiday

Peace to the babies. I won't dally and fiddle <--(WTF? dally and fiddle?...Black Sheep?! in the meantime?! Well, Heads get it). I know it's been a hot min but we're back in the mix to do the whole blog thing once more. It's Chiv and Have on a Saturday eve just fucking around on the old trusy Mac - G4 Cube...classic. We invited Chae through...she'll fall through in a min! But anyway, lets get this blog game up cause "We got a lotta private jokes to share" if you care to tune in. We figured that if we didn't post an update on the happs of Kink Nott, since our last posting in September, that you'd assume that we haven't been up to shit. So let's start where we left off...

Kinky Notti is Now Available on iTunes!! Have Max...Graphics... Tshurhad Chivas...photos. All in-house, that's how we do. Shouts out to the first official Kinky Notti model, Memeco ((so sexxxy sexxxy)). She's the silent film star in our cinematic debut...

Kinky Notti "Nasty Nasty" Now availble on iTunes!

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