A classic theo should:1.) be halfway effective, at best when smoked
2.) be twig-like in stature
3.) consist of collected dime-bag remnants
Mar 30, 2009
Slang You Can Bang 3
Theo = a super skinny joint. A Kink-Not term referenced from the "Theo & the Joint" episode of the Cosby Show, when Cliff finds a joint in Theodore Huxtable's book. Variations include the 'Theodore' or 'Theo Special'.
A classic theo should:
1.) be halfway effective, at best when smoked
2.) be twig-like in stature
3.) consist of collected dime-bag remnants
A classic theo should:1.) be halfway effective, at best when smoked
2.) be twig-like in stature
3.) consist of collected dime-bag remnants
Mar 25, 2009
Important Announcement
Due to the recession, Kinky Notti's taking the lead from all these big-time corporations & we've decided to rearrange, restructure & reshape our group. By summertime prepare to be introduced to a NEW & improved Kinky Notti... one with familiar flavor but a new identity. The thing is: we're still trying to decide what our new identity should be. Here are some ideas we came up with in a recent brainstorm... ideas sofa king crazy they just might work!
Can't you imagine a Kink Not album cover just like this,
except with ChivRock & HavMax in the back
sitting on the other planets wearing metallic jackets?... HOT!
Just imagine this as the new Kinky Notti album cover
with Tshurhad Chivas plus one of these-lookin dudes behind HavMax... HOT!
Goodie Mob is bout that paper
*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****
Option 1= The Fergie
Getting a new kick-ass lead singer with a hot bod & edge. Just picture us on some 80's pop, out-of-this-world type-shit...Can't you imagine a Kink Not album cover just like this,except with ChivRock & HavMax in the back
sitting on the other planets wearing metallic jackets?... HOT!
Option 2 = The Mean Mug
We've realized that with lyrics like "don't make me f*ck yo ass up" we probably need to start "looking the part" more often like our boy Sticky Fingaz from Onyx. To pull off this option, we'd have to start mean-muggin at our shows & photo shoots just to show muffoccurs that Kink Not goes super hardcore.Option 3 = The Gyrlz
We're thinkin bout getting The Gyrlz to make this option work... hence our current search for basically a new singing-version of Salt-N-Pepa. We thought it'd be fresh to add background singers to the mix so that HavMax & ChivRock can finally grab those red spandex cat-suits out of lay-a-way and rock the f*ck out.Option 4 = The Dudes
Remember how hard Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam went back in the day? With this plan, adding two soft-singing males to the mix may really take Kinky Notti's sound to a whole new level. HavMax can also learn some hot moves and take full command of the stage & camera.Just imagine this as the new Kinky Notti album coverwith Tshurhad Chivas plus one of these-lookin dudes behind HavMax... HOT!
Option 5 = The Boy Band
Since the 90's sound is back, maybe we should go the boy band direction. We think Tshurhad Chivas can lead a futuristic Color Me Badd... just imagine: a bunch of hot guys busting out their dance routines in gem-colored suits while the girls assume roles as band members... HOT!Option 6 = The Crazy Band
Kinky Notti has been rockin on stage to midi tracks for way too long... it's time to super-size our shows & add a crazy-wild band... we're talking full-on stage parties! We know it's impossible to imagine Kinky Notti + a band, but trust it's gonna be HOT!Option 7 = The Street Show
Street artists are on the come-up these days... and besides, street cred has always been like bonafide currency in the music industry. What better way for Kink Not to gain exposure than to set up stage right on the mag mile & rock the f*ck out?Goodie Mob is bout that paperOption 8 = The Baby-Music-Lover
Babies always win in our book... now imagine one who's crazy about music. This option is the least feasible b/c it would have to be an adoption mission... the bottom line: WE AINT HAVING NO MORE!!*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****Mar 13, 2009
Slang You Can Bang 2
Christina(s) = A million dollars. Extracted from the name Christina Milian, which sounds like "million" when pronounced syllabically like "mil-ee-on".
Variation:
Regina(s) = A billion dollars. Extracted from the name Regina Bilian, who sources say may actually be Cristina Milian's play cousin :D
Regina(s) = A billion dollars. Extracted from the name Regina Bilian, who sources say may actually be Cristina Milian's play cousin :D
*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****
Mar 12, 2009
Slang You Can Bang
PACKET SACKING... the act of humping harder & harder til the balls flap against the bootie as if shaking a sugar or soy-sauce packet ;D
Daft Punkeys
Next time you're bored at home or work, remember that YOU too can be like Kanye & do an instant collab with Daft Punk from the comfort of your own home or cubicle! We found this fun lil push-a-key-console by NAJLE.com and now we can officially say that Kinky Notti did a collaboration with Daft Punk on "Nasty Nasty" the remix :D
BONUS POINTS. We found it even more fun typing out lame phrases like:
A + K I S S + I S + J U S + A + K I S S
Q U I K I E + F U K
Uh oh... did we just start something? Well then, show us what you got!
click a key to go play!
BONUS POINTS. We found it even more fun typing out lame phrases like:
A + K I S S + I S + J U S + A + K I S S
Q U I K I E + F U K
Uh oh... did we just start something? Well then, show us what you got!
click a key to go play!*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****
Mar 6, 2009
Point-&-Shoot Olympians
Alright, we'll admit... we are the lames you might see at events constantly snapping our point-&-shoot cameras at each other or with our homeys for shits & giggles. How else can you keep memories like this?
Justice FOR ALL
DJ Yazi tha woMANl
Tshurhad ate then spotted a roach crawling up the wall
Colleen served her guests paper-bagged 40-oz malt liquorsat the Heroine Chic photo shoot
Kate Papp the homey
New years Eve was kinda blurry
can't hang
Why are there always bitches on the dance floor with beef?
Chae LeFunk's owwy from her brain surgery
Havanah Maxie's painting "Love Bug" ©2009*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****
Mar 4, 2009
Check a Box
Yo, we're gonna just put it out there... we're putting together this crazy-wild show to take on the road this fall & we need a hot vocalist & a slammin' keyboardist to take along for the ride. Could you be the super tight soulful singer we're looking for? Or are you that badass bitch on the keys who's always wanted your chance to shine? Even if you think you know a talented muffoccur out there who fits the bill, please hit us up... we promise we don't bite (new members) :)
Mar 2, 2009
GO BABY
It's a proud day for Chicagoans in 09... home to the first black President in United State's history ((OBAMA)) & a host of Superstar heroes like Kanye West, Common, Lupe Fiasco and our big Oscar- and Golden Globe-winner, Jennifer Hudson. Plus let's not forget the strong possibility that Chicago will be hosting the 2016 Olympics... The world's spotlight is on Chicago right now and we're really starting to feel the energy build, creating a movement amongst the Chicago music artists who live here.
Summer '09 promises to be the takeover for Kink Not. After a couple of years of member changes, lining up ducks in rows and bangin out a bunch of hot new tracks... Kinky Notti is moving FORWARD FAST, so be on the look-out for our fresh release campaign b/c we're just about ready to pull trigger! Music, art, fashion, freedom and of course... Paaaarrrrtaaay's! Succumb...it's pretty much a wrap. Get 2 Free Downloads right here! Nasty Nasty & Beneath the Deck
This band was ridic the first time we saw them rockin at the One Night Stand event. We bought our very own Hey Champ CD before leaving, and yes- it's still gettin bumped in the Kinky Notti whip. Hey Champ's sound is a hot splash of that electro pop shit that makes us 80s kids feel 7 again. We knew it wouldn't be too long before we heard bout them getting signed... and sure enough it was announced that they're f*cking with Lupe on 1st &15th.
We've known Hollywood since Nigel... since he was the "b-boy with the fresh break-moves" days. We first saw him puttin all hype men to shame, rockin as sidekick with Mic Terror. Now Hollywood Holt's blowing up the college scene, touring & going from Adult Swim to mtvU... pickin up uber exposure along the way. We think we might havta cop that hot new single from iTunes right now & you should too!
Since Million Dollar Mano's DJ years, we've watched him continue to increasingly command rooms time & time again. Now we're getting his reinvention as the producer of edgy rock, electro joints, along with Drea his partner in crime. Our first encounter with them was on that same One Night Stand set with Hey Champ. It was love at first hear and we can't wait to check out their new project when it drops.
Check a few of our previous blog posts & you'll know that C4 are the muffinking homies & by far our favorite bearded rapper & DJ combo. C4 is dope for so many reasons... not only do you get Floydthefourth: the monster on beats & emcee, but you get DJ C.y.Not on the cuts... plus their emblem looks sick chromed-out on tshirts. They promised us their first copy of Garage Sale, the LP coming soon :P
Although she's the newby on the yard, Nikki Lynette is going hard with her new single "Now That I'm Fine" ((now spinning on B96)). We received a formal introduction to the stage presense of Nikki Lynette recently at Dark Room & now only expect to hear big things about this hot & super sweet chica...
Last but not least on our list is our muffoccur, Shala. He's got flows and bangin beats to go along with em. Who knows what goes on in the mind of the former Mr. Esquire but its never failed over the years. Get ready for a monster....
Summer '09 promises to be the takeover for Kink Not. After a couple of years of member changes, lining up ducks in rows and bangin out a bunch of hot new tracks... Kinky Notti is moving FORWARD FAST, so be on the look-out for our fresh release campaign b/c we're just about ready to pull trigger! Music, art, fashion, freedom and of course... Paaaarrrrtaaay's! Succumb...it's pretty much a wrap. Get 2 Free Downloads right here! Nasty Nasty & Beneath the DeckThis band was ridic the first time we saw them rockin at the One Night Stand event. We bought our very own Hey Champ CD before leaving, and yes- it's still gettin bumped in the Kinky Notti whip. Hey Champ's sound is a hot splash of that electro pop shit that makes us 80s kids feel 7 again. We knew it wouldn't be too long before we heard bout them getting signed... and sure enough it was announced that they're f*cking with Lupe on 1st &15th.We've known Hollywood since Nigel... since he was the "b-boy with the fresh break-moves" days. We first saw him puttin all hype men to shame, rockin as sidekick with Mic Terror. Now Hollywood Holt's blowing up the college scene, touring & going from Adult Swim to mtvU... pickin up uber exposure along the way. We think we might havta cop that hot new single from iTunes right now & you should too!Since Million Dollar Mano's DJ years, we've watched him continue to increasingly command rooms time & time again. Now we're getting his reinvention as the producer of edgy rock, electro joints, along with Drea his partner in crime. Our first encounter with them was on that same One Night Stand set with Hey Champ. It was love at first hear and we can't wait to check out their new project when it drops.Check a few of our previous blog posts & you'll know that C4 are the muffinking homies & by far our favorite bearded rapper & DJ combo. C4 is dope for so many reasons... not only do you get Floydthefourth: the monster on beats & emcee, but you get DJ C.y.Not on the cuts... plus their emblem looks sick chromed-out on tshirts. They promised us their first copy of Garage Sale, the LP coming soon :PAlthough she's the newby on the yard, Nikki Lynette is going hard with her new single "Now That I'm Fine" ((now spinning on B96)). We received a formal introduction to the stage presense of Nikki Lynette recently at Dark Room & now only expect to hear big things about this hot & super sweet chica...Get 2 FREE Downloads here! Now That I'm Fine & Need a Man
Last but not least on our list is our muffoccur, Shala. He's got flows and bangin beats to go along with em. Who knows what goes on in the mind of the former Mr. Esquire but its never failed over the years. Get ready for a monster....
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