Sugar Bear Saves Chick From Evil

Sugar Bear was that dude... somehow when "Cool ass Bears" come up in convo, Sugar Bear's name always pops up ((along with Yogi Bear & BooBoo)). Dude was always lookin hella blowed & lazy. What was his whole deal?

We set out to youtube his commercial ((mostly to laugh when we heard him sing "Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp" in that Sugar Bear voice))... instead we discovered that dude was not just a jingle-singing muffoccur, but in fact a Hanna Barbera Saturday morning cartoon from before our time. But what's particularly interesting about this episode here is how Sugar Bear, ((who was remembered as lazy and blowed by us)) was actually setting a rather Godly example. Now that's a story so classic, even the shorties won't be fooled by all the hocus pocus.

*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****

Ancient Street Art

We took an adult field trip with some friends to the Oriental Institute Museum after a nice fatty. There were all these bugged-out artifacts in glass cases that had been dug up from the ruins of ancient hoods. Some dated all the way back to 6,000-8,000 BC. Anywho, we were particularly amused by the ridiculous descriptions under each finding... we were all like "how is a muffoccur from TODAY gonna know off G.P. that these tiny sea-shell-looking pottery pieces were actually figurines of women's souls & shit like that? Who's to say what every idol was? Who knows what each marking meant?

So we started peeping all these crazy carvings on slate slabs illustrating what appeared to be a land of terror & strife. There were unfamiliar creatures roaming about... human-figurines who looked like treasure trolls... giants, flying man-lions & monkey-man slaves in neck-chains...

then the thought struck us:

What if these ancient artifacts were in fact street art? You know, like the graffiti, sticker-art culture & vinyl toy industry of today? That would explain why we find pebbles with drawings of muffoccurs getting eaten by unruly plagues of dino-beasts who eat humans. Thousands of years into the future, perhaps the street art on the wall below will be dug up & contain (to distant-future plaeontologists) what appears to be the story of mammoth buffalo-men roaming about, eating humans. The connection became quite evident!

And explains why little figurines like these always appear to be found in bulk...
they're dug up from the ruins of perhaps an ancient Rotofugi ((vinyl toy shop)) of the past.

Even when looking at this finding, it makes sense: the possessed elf-archer who decapitates muffoccurs is the same possessed rat-bastard who decapitates muffinking countries.

*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****

Slang You Can Bang 5

PUB SUCKER = 1. Someone who consistently tries to take more credit than they deserve for something they barely did. 2. The act of milking someone's success or publicity for your own benefit 3. Shameless self-promotion
example #1: "Yeah, I basically run this whole place." (no you don't you... you're a bar back at a nightclub)
example #2: Jesse Jackson
example #3: "Dude, we should roll up there since we just dropped this album & you know Diddy's gonna be there!" (Kinky Notti trying to come up, lol)

SEE ESSER = A cocksucker (self explanatory).

MOUTH HUG = A tender & loving blowjob, generally slow, deep and passionate.
example: "Congratulations on your new promotion, Honey!" says a stay at home wifey (as she slowly drops to her knees with platinum VISA in hand)

*****PEACE TO THE BABIES*****